Omega Star 7
In a galaxy known as the ”Sometime, Somewhere” sits a cluster of wild stars known as Omega Star 7. These are the tales of the crews who dare to call this place home. Sardonic, self aware, and a little bit silly. Omega Star 7 is what you‘d have if a famed science fiction satirist set out to write Dune, and ended up with Star Wars. Inspired by Westerns, Pulpy Science Fiction B-Movies, and Space Operas this show has a little for everyone. Whether it‘s the improvised dialogue, ”No-Earth” setting akin to Fantasy, or the Soundtrack filled with Synths and Sludgy Desert Rock. Surely you can find something to love, or hate, about Omega Star 7. Content Contains Language and Scenarios not always appropriate for children. Season Zero : The Ballad of the Wayfarer (8 Part Actual Play) Season 1: The Ballad of the Outlander Tales from the Sometime, Somewhere : Anthology Episodes

The Ballad of the Outlander
The Wayfarer has disappeared, Schyan was arrested and now works as an Enforcer at the EMC where Vax Arden was taken at the end of The Ballad of the Wayfarer.
Our Story is reborn as The Ballad of the Outlander. Picking up after Season 0 from a new Perspective. Following 3 Bounty Hunters as they deal with living in the World of Omega Star 7. From desert planets to seedy neon dive bars.
The Ballad of the Outlander is currently in production and distribution. There is no set ending at this time, join Slip, Sol, and Trae as they explore new avenues of the Everchanging, and weird world of Omega Star 7.

The Ballad of the Wayfarer
The Ballad of the Wayfarer told the tale of a Motley Crew that had to deliver a shipment of Silt, a reality bending drug to the Rift, the most dangerous place in Omega Star 7.
Together, they faced down all manners of enemies. From the dreaded space pirates of Vax Arden, to an Eldritch Abomination known only as The Collector.
At the end of their tale they set off to find a bounty hunter named Slip. Possibly the only person who knows how to find the mysterious Kaziban Cyros, a racer who disappeared over a decade ago.
They have not been seen or heard from since.
The Ballad of the Wayfarer was an 8 part actual play told using the "Genesys" tabletop RPG from Fantasy Flight Games.
It is not Required Listening, as the events are retold in the Ballad of the Outlander.
Episodes

Tuesday Nov 29, 2022
30 - Wherever the Stars Take Us
Tuesday Nov 29, 2022
Tuesday Nov 29, 2022
And thus ends, the Ballad of the Outlander.Wander on, Wildstar!
Main Cast
In Order of Appearance
Spanks Starblinder - James Hart
Announcer - Skyler Giordano
Slip - Skyler Giordano
Moxie Rebelle - Krissi Williams
Vax Arden - Kier Hodgson
The Architect - W. Keith Tims
Thorg - James Hart
Cala Mastros - Luna Orr
Cora Mastros - Apollo Williams
Trae - James Hart
Badger - Graham Capobianco
Wander - Krissi Williams
Production Notes
Directed by : Skyler GiordanoWritten by : Skyler Giordano, James Hart, Krissi Williams, and Graham Capobianco.
Editing and Assembly : Krissi Williams
Editing, Sound Design, and Music : Skyler Giordano
Additional Sound Design, Post Production, Mixing, and Mastering : Graham Capobianco
Music, SFX, and Ambience was written and created by Skyler Giordano
Additional Ambience, and SFX were sourced from Epidemic Sound, Pixabay, and Fesliyan Studios under the use of Proper Licensing
Special Thanks
- Everyone who made this show something special. This production did not come from a single mind. Many hands came together to create this show, and we owe each one our thanks.
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Tuesday Nov 15, 2022
29 - Into the Black
Tuesday Nov 15, 2022
Tuesday Nov 15, 2022
Yeah, This is it.
Main Cast
In Order of Appearance
Skyler Giordano - Slip
Kier Hodgson - Vax
James Hart- Trae
Graham Capobianco - Slayde / Badger
Luna Orr - Cala Mastros
Joseph Surabian - Madge
Krissi Williams - Moxie / Wander
Production Notes
Directed by : Skyler GiordanoWritten by : Skyler Giordano, James Hart, Krissi Williams, and Graham Capobianco.
Editing and Assembly : Krissi Williams
Editing, Sound Design, and Music : Skyler Giordano
Additional Sound Design, Post Production, Mixing, and Mastering : Graham Capobianco
Music, SFX, and Ambience was written and created by Skyler Giordano
Additional Ambience, and SFX were sourced from Epidemic Sound, Pixabay, and Fesliyan Studios under the use of Proper Licensing
Special Thanks
- We'd like to Thank our Friends at Manscaped for Sponsoring this Episode! Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code OMEGASTAR at MANSCAPED.com!
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Tuesday Nov 01, 2022
28 - Wander on Wildstar
Tuesday Nov 01, 2022
Tuesday Nov 01, 2022
It's high noon somewhere...
Main Cast
In Order of Appearance
Skyler Giordano - Slip / Drachai
Graham Capobianco - Slayde / Badger
Luna Orr - Cala Mastros
Joseph Surabian - Sol
Krissi Williams - Wander
James Hart- Trae
Production Notes
Directed by : Skyler GiordanoWritten by : Skyler Giordano, James Hart, Krissi Williams, and Graham Capobianco.
Editing and Assembly : Krissi Williams
Editing, Sound Design, and Music : Skyler Giordano
Additional Sound Design, Post Production, Mixing, and Mastering : Graham Capobianco
Music, SFX, and Ambience was written and created by Skyler Giordano
Additional Ambience, and SFX were sourced from Epidemic Sound, Pixabay, and Fesliyan Studios under the use of Proper Licensing
Special Thanks
- As Always, we would like to thank our friend Riley Stekervetz for listening to this episode and helping us get it to the highest quality possible.
- We'd like to Thank our Friends at Manscaped for Sponsoring this Episode! Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code OMEGASTAR at MANSCAPED.com!
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Tuesday Oct 18, 2022
27 - My Only Master is Me
Tuesday Oct 18, 2022
Tuesday Oct 18, 2022
Moxie faces her greatest enemy.
Main Cast
In Order of Appearance
Chris Bauso - Zoots Mackenzie
Krissi Williams - Moxie / Proxie / Wander
Skyler Giordano - Dyl Boblin / Slip
James Hart- Bobbi Fern / The Intern / Trae
Graham Capobianco - Slayde / Badger
Luna Orr - Cala Mastros
Apollo Williams - Cora Mastros
Joseph Surabian - Sol
W. Keith Tims - "Not" Kaziban Cyros
Production Notes
Directed by : Skyler GiordanoWritten by : Skyler Giordano, James Hart, Krissi Williams, and Graham Capobianco.
Editing and Assembly : Krissi Williams
Editing, Sound Design, and Music : Skyler Giordano
Additional Sound Design, Post Production, Mixing, and Mastering : Graham Capobianco
Music, SFX, and Ambience was written and created by Skyler Giordano
Additional Ambience, and SFX were sourced from Epidemic Sound, Pixabay, and Fesliyan Studios under the use of Proper Licensing
Special Thanks
- As Always, we would like to thank our friend Riley Stekervetz for listening to this episode and helping us get it to the highest quality possible.
- A Special thanks W. Keith Tims from AlienGhostRobot for being part of this episode.
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Tuesday Oct 04, 2022
26 - The Great Between
Tuesday Oct 04, 2022
Tuesday Oct 04, 2022
"A fool finds fortune in death, only the wise know its cost."
Disclaimer : This episode contains many moments of violence and uncomfortable implications.
Listener Discretion is Advised.
Main Cast
In Order of Appearance
Apollo Williams - Cora Mastros
Luna Orr - Cala Mastros
Graham Capobianco- Slayde / Badger
James Hart - Trae
Skyler Giordano - Slip
W. Keith Tims - "Not" Kaziban Cyros
Joseph Surabian - Sol
Kier Hodgson - Vax Arden
Krissi Williams - ???
Production Notes
Directed by : Skyler GiordanoWritten by : Skyler Giordano, James Hart, Krissi Williams, and Graham Capobianco.
Editing and Assembly : Krissi Williams
Editing, Sound Design, and Music : Skyler Giordano
Additional Sound Design, Post Production, Mixing, and Mastering : Graham Capobianco
Music, SFX, and Ambience was written and created by Skyler Giordano
Additional Ambience, and SFX were sourced from Epidemic Sound, Pixabay, and Fesliyan Studios under the use of Proper Licensing
Special Thanks
- As Always, we would like to thank our friend Riley Stekervetz for listening to this episode and helping us get it to the highest quality possible.
- A Special thanks W. Keith Tims from AlienGhostRobot for being part of this episode.
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Tuesday Sep 20, 2022
25 - The Good, The Bad, and the Worse.
Tuesday Sep 20, 2022
Tuesday Sep 20, 2022
Slayde is just the absolute worst.
Disclaimer : This episode contains themes many listeners might find distressing including; Violence, and Racism.
Listener Discretion is Advised.
Main Cast
In Order of Appearance
Graham Capobianco- Slayde
Joseph Surabian - Sol / Jaxian
Krissi Williams- Moxie Rebelle
Kier Hodgson - Vax Arden
James Hart - Trae / Thorg
Luna Orr - Cala Mastros
Skyler Giordano - Slip
W. Keith Tims - ???
Production Notes
Directed by : Skyler GiordanoWritten by : Skyler Giordano, James Hart, Krissi Williams, and Graham Capobianco.
Editing and Assembly : Krissi Williams
Editing, Sound Design, and Music : Skyler Giordano
Additional Sound Design, Post Production, Mixing, and Mastering : Graham Capobianco
Music, SFX, and Ambience was written and created by Skyler Giordano
Additional Ambience, and SFX were sourced from Epidemic Sound, Pixabay, and Fesliyan Studios under the use of Proper Licensing
Special Thanks
- As Always, we would like to thank our friend Riley Stekervetz for listening to this episode and helping us get it to the highest quality possible.
- A Special thanks W. Keith Tims from AlienGhostRobot for being part of this episode.
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Tuesday Sep 06, 2022
24 - Tabula Rasa
Tuesday Sep 06, 2022
Tuesday Sep 06, 2022
"It always comes back to those Old Ghosts"
Disclaimer : This episode contains themes many listeners might find distressing including; Violence, and Allusions to Suicide and Racism.
Listener Discretion is Advised.
Main Cast
In Order of Appearance
Joseph Surabian - Sol / Madge / Jaxian
Graham Capobianco - Slayde / Badger
James Hart - Trae / Scraw / Schyan / Thorg
Skyler Giordano - Slip / Drachai
Krissi Williams - Moxie Rebelle
Christian Wheeler - D20/Djyn
Kier Hodgson - Vax Arden
Rae Lundberg - Automated Voice (D.E.A.D.)
Josh Leet - Father
Sarah Penn - Mother
Luna Orr - Cala Mastros
Production Notes
Directed by : Skyler GiordanoWritten by : Skyler Giordano, James Hart, Krissi Williams, and Graham Capobianco. With Help from Joseph Surabian and the Council of Nerds (Space Castle and Seth)
Editing and Assembly : Krissi Williams
Editing, Sound Design, and Music : Skyler Giordano
Post Production, Mixing, and Mastering : Graham Capobianco
Music was written and Performed by Skyler Giordano
Ambience, and SFX were sourced from Epidemic Sound under the use of Proper Licensing
Special Thanks
- As Always, we would like to thank our friend Riley Stekervetz for listening to this episode and helping us get it to the highest quality possible.
- A Special thanks to The Night Post, Rapture 518, and Fabled Faction for lending their voices to the Production
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Tuesday Aug 23, 2022
23 - A Scrapper’s Paradise
Tuesday Aug 23, 2022
Tuesday Aug 23, 2022
Trae finally fixes the QPD.
Main Cast
Skyler Giordano - Slip / Scrapperjack Spoken / Zandt
James Hart - Trae / Scrapperjack Sung
Luna Orr - Cala Mastros
Graham Capobianco- Clarence Delmont Forrest III
-ARCHIVAL-
Alex McPeak - Kaziban Cyros
Josh Leet - Father
Krissi Williams - Moxie Rebelle
Sarah Penn - Mother
Production Notes
"Scrapperjack Surprise" was composed by Skyler Giordano with Lyrics and Vocal Performance provieded by James Hart
All other Music was written and Performed by Skyler Giordano
Ambience, and SFX were sourced from Epidemic Sound under the use of Proper Licensing
Special Thanks
- As Always, we would like to thank our friend Riley Stekervetz for listening to this episode and helping us get it to the highest quality possible.
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Tuesday Aug 09, 2022
22 - On Care and Conviction
Tuesday Aug 09, 2022
Tuesday Aug 09, 2022
Vax Arden takes a walk.
Main Cast
in order of Appearance
Graham Capobianco - Badger / Wilhelm
Kier Hodgson - Vax Arden
Krissi Williams - Moxie Rebelle
Skyler Giordano - Slip / Matt / JER-3
Joseph Surabian - "Captain" Tiberius Velatrix
James Hart - Trae / Schyan / Jidan / Chaz
Luna Orr - Cala Mastros
Production Notes
"Sparrangansett Shuffle"
Lyrics and performance - Graham Capobianco
Music - Skyler Giordano
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All other Music was written and Performed by Skyler Giordano
Ambience, and SFX were sourced from Epidemic Sound under the use of Proper Licensing
Special Thanks
- As Always, we would like to thank our friend Riley Stekervetz for listening to this episode and helping us get it to the highest quality possible.
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Tuesday Jul 26, 2022
21 - Threads of Fate
Tuesday Jul 26, 2022
Tuesday Jul 26, 2022
Moxie hunts down an old friend.
Main Cast
in order of Appearance
Krissi Williams - Moxie Rebelle
Kier Hodgson - Vax Arden
DT Carrel (Space Castle) - John
Skyler Giordano - Slip / Boomer / JER-3
James Hart - Trae / Schyan
Luna Orr - Cala Mastros
Graham Capobianco- K1LL3R
Ty (Phantom Jukebox) - The Reverend
Production Notes
All Music was written and Performed by Skyler Giordano
Ambience, and SFX were sourced from Epidemic Sound under the use of Proper Licensing
Special Thanks
- As Always, we would like to thank our friend Riley Stekervetz for listening to this episode and helping us get it to the highest quality possible.
- Thanks Krissi for naming the Episode.
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